Tr\u0103im \u00eentr- o lume nebun\u0103 r\u0103u de tot. Agitat\u0103 din calea afar\u0103. Bulversat\u0103 de tot ceea ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. De \u0219tiri controversate, de crime, de \u0219omaj, de s\u0103r\u0103cie. \u00cen tot acest context sumbru \u0219i deprimant, am g\u0103sit c\u00e2teva lucruri care, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 faptul c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi provoac\u0103 un r\u00e2s teribil, negru, desigur, \u00ee\u021bi dau foarte mult de g\u00e2ndit.\u00a0 Reduceri la produsele mortuare, adic\u0103 la cele care sunt necesare pentru \u00eenmorm\u00e2nt\u0103ri.<\/p>\n
Logica este c\u00e2t se poate de simpl\u0103: dac\u0103 toat\u0103 via\u021ba ai tr\u0103it \u201dfebra reducerilor\u201d, de ce s\u0103 nu te duci \u201dr\u0103cit\u201d de a\u0219a ceva, cu sensul de bolnav, \u0219i pe lumea cealalt\u0103? C\u0103 tot se poart\u0103 acum reducerile. Nu se termin\u0103 una, c\u0103 dai \u00een alta. Acum au mai scos una \u201dBlack Friday\u201d(vinerea neagr\u0103), adic\u0103 e\u0219ti \u201dorbete\u201d(cum se spune \u00een Oltenia), cumperi tot, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vezi dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi trebuie sau nu.<\/p>\n
Dar s\u0103 revenim la oile noastre \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103 spun cam ce oferte am g\u0103sit.<\/p>\n
–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201dLa un co\u0219giuc cump\u0103rat de la noi, primi\u021bi capacul cu ventila\u021bie gratis timp de trei zile\u201d. (asta era oferta de var\u0103, neactualizat\u0103, bine\u00een\u021beles.)<\/p>\n
–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201dPentru cincizeci de prosoape cump\u0103rate, prime\u0219ti cinci cadou\u201d.<\/p>\n
–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201dNoi \u00ee\u021bi oferim \u00eemb\u0103ls\u0103marea gratis, dac\u0103 cumperi pachetul complet de \u00eenmmorm\u00e2ntare\u201d.<\/p>\n
–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201dPentru transport \u00een alt ora\u0219, oferim reducere la costul pe km \u00een func\u021bie de distan\u021b\u0103, pentru c\u0103 \u0219tim c\u0103 o ai dus- o greu\u201d.<\/p>\n
–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201dCel mai ieftin co\u0219giuc doar la noi g\u0103se\u0219ti. Convinge- te. Detalii in magazin\u201d.(recunosc c\u0103 asta a fost cea mai tare dintre toate.)<\/p>\n
M\u0103i, oameni buni, de\u0219i am v\u0103zut multe la via\u021ba mea ca preot, recunosc cu m\u00e2na pe inima c\u0103 este loc \u0219i de mai mult. S\u0103 avem noi rom\u00e2nii ceva genetic? Hm?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Tr\u0103im \u00eentr- o lume nebun\u0103 r\u0103u de tot. Agitat\u0103 din calea afar\u0103. Bulversat\u0103 de tot ceea ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. De \u0219tiri controversate, de crime, de \u0219omaj, de s\u0103r\u0103cie. \u00cen tot acest context sumbru \u0219i deprimant, am g\u0103sit c\u00e2teva lucruri care, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 faptul c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi provoac\u0103 un r\u00e2s teribil, negru, desigur, \u00ee\u021bi dau foarte mult …<\/span> Continue Reading<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[25,27,26],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cauta-reduceri","tag-black-friday","tag-reduceri-la-produsele-mortuare","tag-vinerea-neagra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reduceri.la\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reduceri.la\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reduceri.la\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reduceri.la\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reduceri.la\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/reduceri.la\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33,"href":"https:\/\/reduceri.la\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/33"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reduceri.la\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reduceri.la\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reduceri.la\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}